A FAMILY AFFAIR.

"A Family Affair" has taken 5 years from conception, to the completion of the first draft.

It's a difficult book, the story of family abuse and women who find solace in one another's company, their children and a Christian homophobe who takes delight in targeting them with her barbs.

Of Sandra and Scott Thomas who have accepted that their only son Peter will have no issue, only to discover in their dotage that they have a quiverful of adult grandchildren.

Of delightful Ouma Jansen, who turned blind at 25, and discovers that friendship with God something to be cherished, only to be devastated by her evil son Jan Jansen.

Of a small boy, kidnapped by his father, who finally twenty years later is reunited with his family and his roots.

The great nineteenth writer Charlotte Bronte once wrote: The writer who possesses the creative gift owns something of which he is not always master - something that at time strangely wills and works for itself. Such has been this book. The subject matter, sexual abuse and Lesbianism were not issues close to my heart, but this book was written searching for answers to a tragic event I witnessed.

I hope you enjoy reading this story as much as I have found pleasure in writing it. Some of it you made find shocking. It's pure fiction.

Editor's comments

"A Family Affair" is a heart-warming story.

I love books like "A Family Affair " that are a series of stories linked together to reveal the whole truth at the end ...

Chapter One

JAN JANSEN

A. A FAMILY MAN

1. Jan Jansen

2. Klein-Jan Jansen

3. Ouma Jansen

4. False Colours

B. THE BOSTONIANS

5. Holiday Plans

6. Klok Veenstra

7. The Family

THERE’S A very happy man walking down a Johannesburg street, a family man, he chuckles to himself, reaching for the third time into the inside pocket of his exquisitely tailored grey linen suit, just to check again that the passports are indeed there. He has just left the Department of the Interior where he concluded a most satisfactory transaction with a shady official. The official is wise, he reflects darkly, if you can call a corrupt official wise, suggesting that, at the precise moment the man passed the two CCTV cameras, he was to blow his nose. The wrap-around dark glasses and the Swiss hat would complete the disguise. I can’t think why I was so anxious about this little deal. It was so easy. To think that I could buy two passports for a mere three thousand Rand! Bent bureaucrats! The scum of the world.

At his offices, the renowned Jansen, Thomas and Hansen, the man would normally wear a neatly ironed white shirt and a conservative tie, but on occasions like this he favours a black cotton T-shirt under his suit. He scowls, sensing the sweaty armpit, as he replaces the passports, knowing that it has nothing to do with the weather. It’s a cool Johannesburg autumn day. The man laughs derisively as he passes a ruling party poster for the upcoming elections hanging crookedly from a lamppost. It promises clean and transparent government. Later, scanning the passports, he notes with approval the cleverly altered names. Should he ever be found out, he could conceivably lose his license to practise law in South Africa again, but that will not be important much longer.

Jan Jansen is a good looking man, going rather to seed, though it takes something of a cunning eye to recognize it. His tailor has done a superb job and he looks successful and suave rather than obese and seedy. He reflects on the strange way the unexpected can sometimes happily resolve otherwise insoluble and particularly knotty problems. Like the lack of a son and heir. He is pretty philosophical about his three marriages. It wasn’t his wives’ fault that all three came to a bitter and recriminating end, and he is grateful that only one of them managed to dent what remained of the family fortune. He did however have one deep disappointment. None of his three marriages, nor any of his mistresses for that matter, had provided him with progeny on either side of the proverbial blanket.

An only child, it did appear until very recently that the man would be the last of a long line of Jan Jansens, as the eldest son was always named, stretching back five generations. All were lawyers, living very comfortably in the the ancient city of Maastricht, made famous by its treaties and fit for a family of rich and successful lawyers. They were known by family and friends simply as The Second or The Fourth. Four generations of Jan Jansens had lived in splendor in a villa, laid in small but immaculate gardens along the River Maas, until the German officers crossed the Rhine. Their villa was commandeerd in 1940 by the Governor and two years later, razed to the ground by the Free Dutch. Not long after the War, his fortune halved, The Fourth emigrated to South Africa, hoping to start afresh. Unfortunately, along with the deprivations of the war, and the deep disappointment of having lost the family villa, bad luck continued to dog The Fourth’s footsteps: poor health and a wife who turned blind when she was only twenty-five. And a wayward only-child. The Fifth.

Despite the man’s best efforts (his mother once told him that using a condom is like going to bed with your boots on), it seemed that The Fifth’s whole harem had conspired against both him and his eager millions of sperm cells. Ingenious cups and creams, gels and hormones had successfully frustrated the tiny creatures, and latterly some clever death traps, had ensured that any happy ova that did successfully mate went sailing unwittingly down the tubes to a perilous and unfruitful fate.

But finally, the man again chuckles gleefully, in a most unexpected field, his wild oats have finally taken root. At first somewhat perilously, given the state of modern medicine, but ultimately in a most promising and satisfying manner. He couldn’t have planned it better if he had tried. It all came together at the annual office beach party, strangely the same day that he scored his only hole-in-one at the Royal Durban golf course. Altogether, a most royal day. Klein-Jan is a very welcome, and quite unexpected gift, he laughs out aloud again. Now, if Lady Luck continues her smiling ways, the Jansen dynasty will within the month have its heir. Of course, a son is not really enough - he has to be a Jansen. Well, Jensen will be close enough. Klein-Jan Jensen, he whispers happily. It sounds rather fine.

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