FLY AGARIC MUSHROOMSouth East EnglandIn autumn, in the south of England, Fly Agaric Mushrooms can be found in abundance. They are particularly good this year 2009, simply sheets and sheets of them ... and their red colours seem to be even richer and brighter and more glowing than ever before.
USESFly killerBreak the cap into platefuls of milk, used since medieval times, and it will stupify flies! Then you can easily swat them!
Reindeer intoxicantIf you want to round up a herd of wandering reindeer, all you have to do is scatter pieces of Agaric Fly Mushrooms around. They absolutely adore the mushrooms. The nerves become highly stimulated and they start making gigantic leaps and bounds. Exaggerated physical effects like this are typical.
FRIDAY FUN: Get high with a little help from your friendsAbout half an hour after swallowing these Mushrooms, the muscles of human beings start to rithe and contract and twitch convulsively.Vomiting is common, followed by severe dizziness followed by a death-like sleep or stupor, during which time human have vivid dreams and visions, and on awakening are filled with elation and begin to leap about. Rather, try a glass of red wine! At least that will help lower your cholesterol, as well as your state of consciousness, though in large quantities alcohol is probably just as toxic!
CHOLESTEROL ALCOHOL ...
Recommendation: Stimulation of the brain via the eyes is recommended. Anything more ABSOLUTLY AVOID! THESE ARE VERY DANGEROUS MUSHROOMS! JUST A BIT OF FRIDAY FUN!
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