FLY AGARIC MUSHROOM

South East England

In autumn, in the south of England, Fly Agaric Mushrooms can be found in abundance. They are particularly good this year 2009, simply sheets and sheets of them ... and their red colours seem to be even richer and brighter and more glowing than ever before.

USES

Fly killer

Reindeer intoxicant

If you want to round up a herd of wandering reindeer, all you have to do is scatter pieces of Agaric Fly Mushrooms around. They absolutely adore the mushrooms. The nerves become highly stimulated and they start making gigantic leaps and bounds. Exaggerated physical effects like this are typical.

FRIDAY FUN: Get high with a little help from your friends

Vomiting is common, followed by severe dizziness followed by a death-like sleep or stupor, during which time human have vivid dreams and visions, and on awakening are filled with elation and begin to leap about.

Rather, try a glass of red wine! At least that will help lower your cholesterol, as well as your state of consciousness, though in large quantities alcohol is probably just as toxic!